deathgripsforcutie:

doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet?

me: my son has no teeth

doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir

me: how will my child survive

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

illaminati:

“maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-”

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